being caught in an argument that my roommate is having with her boyfriend. Today, my one of the girls in my apartment tried to drag me into their fight.
Her boyfriend's kind of a nerd, but so is she. He's got this (admittedly pretty cool) belt made out of an old Nintendo controller, and he was wearing it today. She chastisted him for it, and I was in the kitchen, so I tried to stick up for it (my mistake, really). She then jumped on him for wearing the same pair of jeans for the past three weeks. Kinda gross, but, hey, I've done it before, as I'm sure everyone except my mom has (sorry, mom!). She actually started yelling at him about it, complete with expletives. Woah.
I, the casual bystander filling up ice-cube trays, was caught in the middle. Icky yuck. She tried to pull me in, and she didn't understand when I told her I refused to be a pawn in her little game. In fact, she said "Oh, but I want you to be a pawn," and then her boyfriend said "at least you're a cute pawn." Cute I may be, but I am no pawn. Freakin' annoying roommate.
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